you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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