Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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