we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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