I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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