I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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