After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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