Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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