READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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