My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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