I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize