love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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