does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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