I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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