she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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