you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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