we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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