He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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