piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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