And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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