hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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