How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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