Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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