I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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