Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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