I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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