i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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