So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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