I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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