Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize