This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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