it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
How does one acquire holy water?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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