Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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