based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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