I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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