Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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