How'd it feel making her break her religion?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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