Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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