just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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