Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
