last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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