Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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