I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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