dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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