Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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