you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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