I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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