i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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