You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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