I cannot find my penis.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I bet he comes in French.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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