sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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