so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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