There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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