so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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