Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.