i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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