i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Everyone says I win the strip club
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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